Respect nature, my deer
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 30 2020
Midwives deserve a lot of respect...
They really help people out.
ποΈ 87
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
Sounds more respectable and hot.
ποΈ 23
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
Feet deserve respect.
ποΈ 11
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οΈ Sep 11 2020
I have a lot of respects for midgets
It would be wrong of me to look down on them
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
Respect is urn-ed.
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Aug 16 2020
What do the programmers do when they pay respect?
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Aug 10 2020
Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....
... a little bit of salt.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jun 19 2020
Most mushrooms are kind and respectful
But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Jul 17 2020
What's the respectful way to bury a cow?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Apr 27 2020
What do you call a respectable color changing lizard?
ποΈ 17
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οΈ May 15 2020
I respect anyone and everyone...
Who doesnβt touch the thermostat.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Jun 15 2020
Who respect actors the most?
Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ May 20 2020
People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Apr 18 2020
I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Apr 01 2020
Treet plants with respect,
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Jan 05 2020
Why donβt Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?
Because thereβs no honor amongst Steves.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Mar 10 2020
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If youβre hot blooded, theyβll check it and see.
ποΈ 112
π
οΈ May 24 2020
We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...
"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."
ποΈ 84
π
οΈ Nov 11 2019
A good way to respect the dead
is to not fall asleep at a wake.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Dec 13 2019
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
A lot of people take them for granite.
ποΈ 47
π
οΈ Jul 16 2019
Respect
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Jul 05 2019
People think being a waitress isn't a respectable job.
But hey, it puts food on the table.
ποΈ 298
π
οΈ Feb 24 2019
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit
ποΈ 16
π
οΈ Sep 08 2019
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Oct 24 2019
Respect the classics, man.
ποΈ 66
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οΈ Nov 12 2018
I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....
.....I mean, the shit they have to go through
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Jun 29 2019
What's the most respected cut of meat served at the world's finest restaurants?
ποΈ 54
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οΈ Sep 16 2018
Respects to Mr. Agen
ποΈ 59
π
οΈ Apr 15 2018
AF stands for Absolute Respect.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 07 2019
There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Feb 04 2019
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
Wish me luck in the London Marathon today. I managed a respectable, 3 hours, 12 minutes, last year...
This year, I will try to beat that but, I usually get bored and end up turning over to watch something else...
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Apr 28 2019
Why is the wildebeast the most respected animal on reddit?
ποΈ 38
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Sep 13 2018
Major respect to my foot
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Feb 25 2019
Toilets donβt get the respect they deserve
They have to deal with so much of crap every day
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Nov 02 2018
My favourite chicken is called "Respect & Admiration Chicken".
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Sep 16 2018
What type of exercise is preferred by the most courteous and respectable gentlemen?
Polites (pronounced pΙ-lΔ«-tΔz)
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Sep 06 2018
An attorney was offered a chance to play the role of William Shakespeare in a movie, but had to respectfully decline...
"I can't," the lawyer said. "I'd be dis Bard."
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jun 01 2018
Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?
ποΈ 33
π
οΈ Jul 02 2018
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