Because they are the OPPOsition
Sauron
Assguard.
BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
Who am I to diss a brie?
Sir cumference
Hey guys! I need combinations of words for ass and words that mean something in the realm of βmaking someone happyβ
Context: a friend of mine and I send each other selfies on the toilet and sheβs having a shitty day (hah) so I bent over the toilet and stuck my ass in the air and took a picture like my ass was taking a selfie and now I need something punny yet encouraging to say
Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"
"Yes you are"
Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragonsβ. Thanks!!
I've never been close with my dad, but he got me good this morning. My band got a short review online, and the first image is another band's picture of shirtless, tattooed dudes.
Dad (sarcastically): Is that you guys, half-naked and tattooed up?
Me: Ha, yeah that's us. Nobody's ever noticed till now.
Dad: I know, I barely even recognized you.
Oh, yeah, the Leftoverse.
That the joke about the 5 minute walk to the pub can be posted NINE TIMES IN FOUR DAYS.
Why can't people just search the sub and check if something has been posted recently before posting? It's not difficult!
I know the sub doesn't have a specific rule about reposts, and the occasional repost allows people who missed a joke the first time to see it again, but this joke has moved into the realm of spam.
Please, admins, take action against this lazy, karma-whoring abuse of this sub.
It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality
