Feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm....

Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.

Pretty Sir Eel here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllieBallie22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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If you like Dad jokes and D&D, then I have the podcast for you.

Dungeons & Daddies

A D&D real play podcast about four dads from our world transported into the Forgotten Realms and their quest to rescue their sons. Not a BDSM podcast.

Anthony Burch ( from Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin' and Borderlands 2 fame) is the DM (Daddy Master)

I am 6 episodes in and this is the most fun, creative and funniest RPG campaigns.

Give it a try and enjoy!

https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5zaW1wbGVjYXN0LmNvbS9hT2tFcll2MA

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I'll tell you what's staggering

That the joke about the 5 minute walk to the pub can be posted NINE TIMES IN FOUR DAYS.

Why can't people just search the sub and check if something has been posted recently before posting? It's not difficult!

I know the sub doesn't have a specific rule about reposts, and the occasional repost allows people who missed a joke the first time to see it again, but this joke has moved into the realm of spam.

Please, admins, take action against this lazy, karma-whoring abuse of this sub.

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In Rogue One, When Vader tells Krennic "Don't choke on your aspirations"

It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality

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