I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

He just didn’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellgames01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?

When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundTrax
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What is the Doom Slayer’s favorite hobby?

He likes to raze hell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runeald_Waslib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My barber is planning an ultimate terror, fright theme for his shop this Halloween

I bet it will be a hair razing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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When I told my girlfriend of the dangers of overtweezing...

She razed her eyebrows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What happened when the bulldozer operator became a dad?

He razed his children well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaldpocalypse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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A tiny hamlet in my county burned down completely because a kid was playing with matches.

It takes a child to raze a village.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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It takes an entire village to raise a single child

however, it only takes one pyromaniac child to raze an entire village

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoTheHoe2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Just met some inappropriate ruins

I mean, who razed them, anyways?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotJesper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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I just got the worst haircut of my life.

It was a hair-razing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attanai
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What did the viking say to his employer?

I need a raze!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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It takes a village to raise a child...

But only a child to raze a village.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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