Rasher Puns

A list of puns related to "Rasher"

Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.

Nothing but spam.

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👤︎ u/kylejay915
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.

The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Fella with psoriasis goes into a pub and orders a bacon sandwich.

Barman says, sorry we don't serve rashers in here.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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Radio dad joke.

Listening to Triple J (Australian music radio station) and witnessed this dad joke (probably not the exact words):

When you wear bacon thongs, you get rashers.

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👤︎ u/Furah
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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