If Ra (the sun god) had servants,

They would be called Ramen.

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It's RA'AM
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Ra ra ree, kick em in the knee

Ra ra rass, kick em in the....other knee.

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I feel like American celebrities lack some of the β€˜ra’ that Argentine celebrities have.

For example, Maradona has exactly 1 more β€˜ra’ than Madonna.

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I'm an RA at my college, so I made a hall theme of some of my favorite Dad Jokes.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Pbr9o

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What Disney princess loves dad jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel!

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Which disney princess is the pun god

RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..

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What does an Egyptian goose say?

Ankh, ankh!

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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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Meditate on it
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What did the Indian say to his mother after leaving Bombay?

Mum bye.

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A good romance starts with a good friendship

And a bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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I asked a Marine if he knew about Egyptian gods.

He said, β€œwho, ra?”

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What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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Dyslexics untie!
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What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?

"Ta-ra, gone!"

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How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?

Sphinx wrapped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
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Have you heard about Vladimir Putin’s Jamaican cousin?

His name is Ras Putin.

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Windshield wipers

Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick. Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick

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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.

It's RaPUNzel.

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What flavour of icecream was popular in ancient Egypt?

Ra's berry.

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What's the name of the Sun God's Hairdresser?

Barber Ra

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Who's the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel

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What’s a magicians favourite dance move?

Abarca-DAB-ra

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The Egyptian sun god asked me why I go to work each morning. I told him it's primarily to pay off the loan I took out on dried grapes.

"It's my raisin debt, Ra."

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My girlfriend ...

I was working on a project, when I hear my girlfriend behind me, saying, "Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"

I turn around, and she's standing there, smiling, holding our cat. She repeats the noise, directing the cat to face me. She says, "He's a ... CAT-ling gun!"

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Just heard the cheesiest song ever

"Queso-ra sera"

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I told my housemate I was gay for noodles

Because I like Ramen a lot more than Ra-women.

I got a much deserved look and groan for that one.

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Ordered a case of spicy ramen today

Told my friends this new diet separates the ra-men from the ra-boys.

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Good romance starts with good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?

Ra ra ra ah ah.

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Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with

β€œRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Whos the princess of puns?

RaPUNzel

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