My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Anne Frank's Dory.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
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︎ May 09 2021
Anne-other pun with a name.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Ah finally. Da Queen
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why does no one react when the Queen farts?
Because itβs a Noble Gas!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
"Amanda Laurie-Anne"? You can do better than that...
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Why can't you feel anything for a pretty girl named anne?
Because all you get is the Anne Aesthetic
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?
Because they drank the 't'
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︎ May 03 2021
What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...
She was really empressed!
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︎ Apr 24 2021
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian ππβ€οΈπ§‘π€π
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︎ Mar 21 2021
The Queen Mary & The Queen Elizabeth 2
Since you guys like one liners, I thought youβd live two liners.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke
Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.
I want to ride my bicycle.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Season 2 of the Queenβs Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
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︎ Mar 29 2021
This is (a) mount Ann
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︎ Nov 14 2020
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
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︎ Feb 19 2021
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
what do you call a stoner queen?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
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︎ Dec 04 2020
A Bishop's Twitter Post
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Good morning Anne!
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︎ May 10 2020
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
The right way of flirting
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A buddy of mine named his dog β5 Milesβ so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why is a queen's staff called a septer?
Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
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︎ Aug 04 2020
My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?
>! Revenge of the Fifth!<
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︎ May 08 2021
Where thereβs a will
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My friend Anne has the habit of hiring & firing people...
I hate to see someone Anne employed.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why should you give someone ice cream when you want revenge?
Because revenge is a dish best served cold
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︎ Oct 15 2020
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
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