People dying from laughter are why the quest for immortality is no joke.

We are all doomed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiHuski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I found the start of my PokΓ©mon quest!!! (Pallet town)
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.

That is the morel of this story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Quest Bars should be harder to find.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What kind of food do King Arthur's Knights eat during long quests?

Grail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alsopresent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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In the bedroom, you can call me a mischievous seafaring Trojan on a quest

Because I like to get Argonaughty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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My daughter wants a long board and I asked her about brand names. She talked about Arbor, Quest and some others. I told her stay away from "star" because it always pulls to the right.

"port is left and starboard is right... get it?? huh? huh??"

"Sadly dad,, I do.."

discussion was by text.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjvlv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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Not sure if this belongs here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamSeer95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Well well well...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niilorepo
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What a well-rounded joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/telomce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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What did the old man say before he kicked the bucket?

I wonder how far i could kick it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckauey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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