QT Puns

A list of puns related to "QT"

Inflation.
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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Hey baby, are you 32 ounces?

Cause you are 1 qt ;)

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👤︎ u/nine_legged_stool
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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How much volume does a person have to take up to be cute?

1 qt

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👤︎ u/BigBoiBobbyBones
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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You may think you got me

https://imgur.com/052xQtY

Oreo could just admit defeat.

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👤︎ u/sal6a
📅︎ May 05 2016
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My Dad last night in front of 300+ people...

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

...

Here he is last night telling this joke on stage to kick off a comedy show.

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👤︎ u/firesatnight
📅︎ Apr 13 2014
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Inmate uses last words to dadjoke executioners

http://crime.about.com/od/history/qt/lastwords_appel.htm

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👤︎ u/jhjohnston007
📅︎ Apr 19 2014
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Watching Brave and... Does this count?

[Spoilers]

King Fergus (Merida's father) punches Mor'Du (a bear) in the face;

King Fergus: I'll fight you with my bare hands!

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1217209/quotes?qt=qt1754778

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👤︎ u/NejKidd
📅︎ Oct 27 2013
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