I wonder if he's purebred.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bewondered
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I was walking my dog in the park when this young woman came over to me and said, "What a beautiful dog! Is it purebred?"

I told her, "No, it's pure dog."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I had to throw away our Chinese purebred's rotten food.

Ciao Chow Chow chow.

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A polar bear cub goes up to his dad and asks, "Poppa? Am I a purebred polar bear?"

His dad says yes.

"And you and momma? Are you both purebred polar bears?"

"Of course, son. If you're purebred, we would have to be."

"What about your parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Yes, son. This is what I'm trying to tell you."

"What about mom's parents? Were they purebred polar bears?"

"Son, they have to be. Look, you're a purebred polar bear, we're all purebred polar bears, okay? Why do you keep asking if you're a purebred polar bear?!"

"Because I'm freezing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Doge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwaitingCombat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Just making some breadfast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Why did the baker switch to dog shaped rolls?

He always wanted a purebred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzr171
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What kind of dog do you get at the bakery?

Purebred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...

Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...

I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.

Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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This one came to me, now I'm hoping my girlfriend doesn't have something to tell me.

I was out walking the dog today when I passed by a young woman.

"Cute dog," she said. "Is he purebred?"

"No, I'm pretty sure he's pure dog"

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