A list of puns related to "Poodles"
"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
He was a corn dog.
Am I the only one who drives an automatic?
Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.
"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"
I’d recommend an Automatic Poodle
A cocker poodle boo
Happy Halloween y'all
Try not to step in a poodle!
Everyone steps in poodles.
Cousin: I really want a dog this year.
Wife: What kind do you want?
Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.
My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of “poudles” around.
Everyone else : 🙄
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said
"That's better"
I look up and say
"No, that's batter"
She hit me.
"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.
"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."
... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! —> from the show ‘how i met your mother’
In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.
Don’t step in a poodle!
Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD
U warned her not to step in a poodle.
I’m standing in a poodle right meow.
I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.
My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.
Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!
Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.
A patient comes in during a rain storm and says "It's raining cats and dogs outside. I almost stepped in a poodle!"
"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."
When you have to step over the poodles
I almost stepped in a poodle.
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
when you step in a poodle
I stepped in a poodle
When you step in a poodle
Don't step in a poodle
I just stepped in a poodle.
When you step into a poodle.
Be careful, you might step in a poodle.
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