What did one dehydrated French poodle say to the other?

"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumbtackthief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?

It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youtuatoot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?

He was a corn dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julius_seaczar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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It’s going to rain cats and dogs

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! β€”> from the show β€˜how i met your mother’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingingMusician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My Dad

My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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