"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."

"That's slander, man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slashycent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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BL3 with Tomato Jokes? | Falls, Fails & Funny Moments | Psycho Krieg & the Fantastic Fustercluck DLC youtu.be/Je2l0OxQl8E
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Sar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I started dating a communist and she’s a real psycho.

How did I miss all the red flags?

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After seeing this I will always remember the spelling of psychotherapist but I hope I won't give spaces between Psycho The Rapist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I started seeing a psycho-therapist...

He killed a bunch of people. Now I just see a regular therapist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orangachickenaru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.

I think she is in love with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Where do crazy people ride their bikes?

On the psycho path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivy7496
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My wife has a minor in psychology

I guess you could say she's a little... psycho

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How did the crazy people find their way out of the woods ?

They followed the psycho path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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If you get released from a mental institutional, and then get committed again-

is that re-psychoing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I am terrified of people who urinate quietly.

After all, all psychos have a silent p.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleyooptojames
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness

I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"

"A cereal killer" she replied.

I have taught her well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriggerHippie77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a sidewalk that zig zags back and fourth all crazy?

A.. psycho path!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul092834
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a medical professional who has lost it way?

Psycho The Rapist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havocprim3
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Spanish train robber

A psycho was recently arrested for train robbery. He spoke both English and Spanish, although all we've heard is that he had some sort of loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixxelMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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My friend David lost his ID...

Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I was trying to get help for my mental health issues, but the guy helping me turned out to be completely crazy

He was a psycho therapist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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How do crazy people cross the forest?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydroLeak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Did you hear about the road where all the crazy people go?

Apparently its a psycho path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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A lunatic, a maniac and a serial killer have moved into our neighborhood.

We have changed the name of the street to Psycho Path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Is an insanely detailed blueprint a

Psycho's Schematic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...

We could call them psychopaths.

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Crazy guy

My sister texts me with "how did the crazy guy get out of the woods?"

It seems that he followed the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGIVE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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Flaming Motorbike

So the other day my uncle was riding his '81 Honda, just out for a cruise. And the bike caught on fire. A guy came running up to him and threw him a fire extinguisher. He caught it cause he's a bad ass. Any way after my uncle put out the fire that was melting his bike and burning him. A crowd of about 13 people were gathered around, and he pipes up saying

"Wow, that's one hot bike."

Needless to say no one laughed. He was the only psycho laughing after being on fire minutes before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonDock_SAINT96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2015
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How do crazy people get through the woods?

They take the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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How do crazy people cross the forest ?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydroLeak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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How do crazy people get through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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How do crazy women get through the forest?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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