Prong Puns

Tiney

The beans are ground.

"Looks like your fork is now a twok"

You've got to play the long prong

Because it's a four pronged attack!

‪Me: Forks make cutting food a lot easier‬

‪Wife: But they’re meant for stabbing food‬

‪Me: Then why don’t they just have two prongs?

‪Wife: Because then it wouldn’t be called a four-k ‬

‪I’ve taught her well ‬

I asked my Dad if I could borrow his brown belt. He said sure, but when I tried it on the prong went 4in past the last hole.

Me: "Dad, it's too big"

Dad: "What? Let me see that."

puts belt on himself and hooks into the second loop

Dad: "I don't know what you're talking about, this fits just fine"

We were eating and she noticed that the forks had one fewer prong than normal. She said, "Don't forks usually have four prongs?"

So I replied, "I guess these are only threeks."

Teacher: so these tuning forms are hit and they make a specific tone, does anyone know what this is called (pointing at on of the prongs of the fork)

Student: isn't it a prong?

Teacher: no, it's actually called a ning, because it's a two-ning fork

A few minutes after our food showed up, I got to witness this beautiful conversation.

Struggling Coworker: Chop sticks are just prongs, they should be way better at picking up food!

Manager: Didn't your mother ever tell you that two prongs don't make a fork?

My mom is a recovering stroke victim and walked with one of those four-pronged canes. she came inside and realized on of the rubber pad things fell off the cane in the yard. I ran outside to find it. When I came back in, I yelled "I found the rubber!" To which my father replied "Good. We wouldn't want her having unprotected steps!"

Buh-dum chhh!