Someone keyed a music note into my car
The damage appears to B Minor
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My car got keyed
The good news is that the damage looks to b minor.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
This pun might fall flat
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.
You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
No key and The Bandit.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I broke a key off my keyboard yesterday...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
[warning 18+]
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My neighbour is a key worker.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey π¦ happy thanksgiving
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︎ Nov 26 2020
You play piano so bad...
... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
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︎ Jan 01 2021
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My wife told me sheβll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
Iβm not too worried, I think sheβs jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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︎ Dec 23 2020
It's also, done by A minor
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Which Keys?
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why's a dad joke your best shot at getting into a locked doll house?
Well...it's a little door key.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I donβt really publicize the fact that Iβm Thorβs brother.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
An ape joined a monastery but couldn't get in.
He was missing his monk-keys.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Hey look a monk-key
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︎ Sep 21 2020
How do you make a Van Gogh?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I just got some keys cut...
He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Credits to u/plat_playya
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My car got keyed last night.
Good news is the damage looks to B Minor.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Talk to your lock if you're locked put
Because communication is the key.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
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