Projectors. (x-post from tumblr)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naggers123
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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Wife got me with a jungle themed joke (Long-ish)

So weโ€™ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... Weโ€™ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. Itโ€™s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

Weโ€™re pointing out the different animals to Son and heโ€™s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying โ€œHiโ€ as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, โ€œHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?โ€

And Son waves and says โ€œHi!โ€ and giggles.

Wife: โ€œAnd thereโ€™s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?โ€

Son: โ€œHi... tootsโ€

Wife: โ€œYes! Toots! And hereโ€™s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?โ€

Son: โ€œHi!โ€

Wife: โ€œThatโ€™s the โ€˜Hi of the Tigerโ€™โ€

Me: โ€œ... ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ’€โ€

Wife: โ€œYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!โ€

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Get the handcuffs, Officer
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This might go over the heads of some of the kids on here (x-post from /r/funny)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Falling_earbuds
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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My boss dropped this one...

Customer: "I was talking to you guys about hanging a projector via email."

Boss: "How can you do that over email?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VitalFroogle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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History teacher gets it

Had a Junior High School history teacher that just happened to have the same first name as me. We were setting up a projector for a presentation and he dropped it, breaking the bulb. He sent me for a new bulb and I came back just in time to hear him tell another student that "Bydawee broke it."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bydawee
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