Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I programmed seaweed to dance.
I used one of those algae-rhythms.
In the future, what will we call robots that are programmed to act like grandma?
A programming pun
Here's a programming joke for y'all
How did the founder of the tech company build his company's campus?
By calling the Constructor():
Gotta love programming puns.
The depressed programmer says "goodbye world"
Sorry
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
Programming Introduction
When you start programming, people push you to GitHub and then you commit to GitHub.
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What was the mental health hospital's primary charity program?
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
My wife just finished her 40 week body building program.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
My son is involved in the school music program...
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
I was talking to my offspring about classes I wanted to take in the fall.
I said I wanted to take more programming classes because I really liked the one I took last year.
My offspring tells me they can't take any computer classes.
Confused, I asked why.
"Because I'm non-binary"
True story, happened last night. I have never been so proud.
Me and my friends recently started a space program.
Sadly, it didn’t take off
How do you program genderless robots?
What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?
How do you avoid incoming attacks in videogames?
You take advantage of dodgy programming...
What do you call a snake that can program?
What is a bad wizard’s favourite computer program?
What would you call someone who programs female robots ?
I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...
I find that computer programming is a great painkiller.
It involves a lot of codeine.
In high school, I never went to those anti-drug programs.
This guy told me he was a programming a computer.
I knew it had to be a code for something.
A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
I just watched a program about beavers
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
I just watched a program about beavers
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
I just watched a program about beavers....
..It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers.
The best dam program I‘ve ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
I just watched a program about beavers
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
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