My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son could go so far!”
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
My wife said that I should read Pride and Prejudice, but I said no.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book is going to lecture me.
What do you call a dinosaur that is overflowing with pride?
I have some Pride in this one.
Pride: gets a whole month
The other 6 deadly sins: :(
It's tough to swallow your pride.
Unless you are a cannibal lion
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?
Pride Month Joke
5 guys are standing in a circle talking. One guy is on his phone and is reading an article.
He says “1 out of 5 guys are gay”
Someone says “I hope it’s Jim, he’s really cute.”
I mean Pride Month is great and all...
But I was expecting more lions.
Why are Gay Pride parades in Summer?
Because Pride comes before the Fall.
Just realized why we celebrate Pride month in the summer.
Because pride cometh before the Fall.
My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]
He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!
In high school, Stanley Tucci was the pride of his fencing class
They called him Stanley Touché
A man's pride
They say "A man's pride is his downfall"
Not for me though. My lions are well fed.
I went to a pride parade today.
A woman goes up to her boyfriend and says "honey, I have some bad news for you. I'm pregnant". He looks her with tears of joy and pride in his eyes and says ...
Halloween is all about wight pride.
There seems to be a lot of annual gay pride parades every year,
but how often do you see biannual parades?
I’ll never read Pride and Prejudice.
I feel like I’m too good for it, and I have already decided it will be too preachy.
Too much pride is a tough thing to grow up with.
Believe me, I'm not lion.
My friends grandfather asked Me if I wanted to see a picture of his "pride and joy"
When I said yes he pulled a picture of the cleaning products "pride" and "joy". The man carries these pictures in his wallet at all times.
Want to see a picture of my pride and joy?
A guy came into my office today and showed me a picture of his pride and joy.
'Swallow your pride' would be terrible advice to give to a lion
I always keep a photo of my pride and joy at work.
My dad would always ask people if they wanted to see his pride & joy and show them this...
http://www.mtfca.com/discus/messages/411944/471066.jpg
(he kept it in his wallet)
My Pride and Joy
My son asked me this morning why our 10 year old dog is no good with Linux. Then he explained to me that "you can't teach an old dog Gnu tricks."
She made me tear up with pride.
Last night, we were doing laundry and I was putting the clothes from the washer into the dryer, but throwing them up into the dryer. I had a sock that i threw and she "accidentally" blocked it.
Fiancee: "You just got sock-blocked"
Dad at Pride Parade
My dad(who is a big LGBT ally) sees a float at pride parade with musicians playing the bagpipe. He leans over to me and says "I guess we should call them fagpipes now."
My pops is beaming with pride over this one
How do you get a symphony drunk?
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Cello Shots!
A dad I work with asked me if I wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy...
...and pulled this out of his wallet.
My wife insisted that I read “Pride and Prejudice”, but I said no.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book will lecture me.
My wife asked me to read Pride and Prejudice, but I said no.
I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling that the book will try to lecture me.
My wife looked at me with pride and said, “Wow! I had no idea our son would go so far.”
I said, “Yeah. The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
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