What's a good type of tea for a supermodel?
Vanity...
The conceited actress was given a fancy trailer and liked to show off her dressing table
Her full vanity was on display
Washing your hands?
My parents are redoing the bathroom, so the vanity was in the living room. Talking to my mom about her broken Fitbit.
Her: I had it charging all day, and it won't connect to my phone. I tried to use the sync-
Me: but it's sitting on the couch!
Her: shamelessly shakes her head and high fives me
I'm gonna be good at this whole dad thing.
