Your boss gets really mad.
The Devil has many forms
He skipped the Q.
It has to many letters
They say I have bad delivery
..But if a woman wants to work there i say letter.
Guess you could call it a special delivery.
He had a hard time getting his male.
I guess it's all in the delivery.
Guess thats natural though in a mail dominated industry.
"She may be unemployed, but at least she's still a male lady."
My dad pulled this one out over dinner.
An older gentleman was trying to purchase stamps from the machine but it was not working. So he asked the associate and it went like this
Sir did you punch the lever??
No, I kicked it a bunch but no punching
I got to pick up a package and the usually greeting is exchanged, followed by the almost inevitable..
Mailman: "Anything else you need?"
Me: "Yeah, I was wondering where I could get postage stamps to send international e-mails?"
With my obvious joking demeanor, I got a grunt and a smile!
...he pulled out a $10 bill and the clerk said, "Is that all you got?" Dad said, "You sound like my ex."
I was filling out some labels at the post office today when I overheard a little girl ask her dad if they could buy some bubble wrap.
His response, "No...sorry to burst your bubble!"
I could not contain my laughter and laughed very hard. He gave me a smile and I told him that everyone can appreciate a great dad joke.
They get really annoyed
He skipped the Q.
