Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
A man went to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach
His condition is stable now
A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses.
His condition has been described as stable.
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
A man was admitted at the hospital with 25 plastic toy horses in his rectum.
Doctors report his condition as stable.
My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.
They supported The Doors.
I'm in a band called Dyslexia....
We've just released our Greatest Shit album.
What's Santa's favorite metal band?
I remember a time when plastic surgery was a taboo subject, but nowadays when you mention botox..
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
I was rushed to the ER last night after I swallowed 8 plastic horses.
They said my condition is stable.
When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless
My 1 year old was smacking a couple of plastic cases around. Then it hit me...
She's already beatboxing?!
What is Jesus' favourite band?
Speaking of bands...
I should start a cover band called the blankets.
Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
My Dad works at a plastic water bottle factory.
He says the most fulfilling part of his day is watching the bottles get filled.
I know a guy who got arrested for offering fraudulent plastic surgery.
He’d give people huge, round hickeys and then charge them for performing “Lip-O-Suction”.
My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....
I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
There's a new band called wolfram
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
I'm naming my next band Knee Jerk
That way, we're sure to get a reaction.
What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?
How can you tell that the band “The Police” don’t like hot donuts?
They said you don’t have to put on the red light
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.
We're only going to play forgotten songs.
Did you hear about the British plastic surgeon who specializes in lip enhancement?
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.
Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
What's chemist' s favourite band?
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
I have a friend who loves computer programming but his parent wanted him to be a doctor. So he became a plastic surgeon.
Now he's a full rack developer.
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
What was the tigers favourite band?
I just got a job on a production line making plastic Draculas
There's only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count.
I got a new job on a plastic Dracula production line.
There are only two of us working so I have to make every second count.
I used to be in a band called the Hinges....
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
Remember when plastic surgery was taboo?
Now if you mention Botox, nobody even raises an eyebrow
A man was admitted to hospital today with 10 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
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