1974 Puns

I was trying on some really old pants, and this particular pair of pants were fucking tight. Like, squeeze my soul out tight.

I remarked- " Good god, when did we buy these? 1947? (I usually say this when I'm talking about something old. Independence and whatnot)

And my dad goes " Yeah. Your gramps passed it on to me, and now its yours. That's why they're called Jeans."

My mom got annoyed.

He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.

 
  ... "When you've seen one, you've seen a mall."

 
        ^((Source: Kiplinger Magazine, 1974)^)