I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me

She told me to keep my blood money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Everytime I see a plasma TV...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurieeeee5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I find donating plasma, exhilarating.

It really gets the blood flowin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsTheArbour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"

"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaintySload
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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What's a vampire's favorite kind of television?

Plasma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicNoletree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Three vampires walk into a bar.

The first vampire says to the bartender, β€œI’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says β€œI’ll have a pint of blood also.” The third vampire says to the bartender, β€œI’ll have a pint of plasma.”

The bartender says, β€œSo, that will be two bloods and a blood lite?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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The only things that matter in this universe

Are solids, liquids, gasses, and plasma.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I hollowed out my 9mm bullets and filled them with blood.

Now I have a plasma gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Three vampires walk into a bar...

The first one says β€œI’ll have a pint of blood”

The second says β€œI’ll have one too”

The third says β€œI’ll have a pint of plasma”

The bartender says β€œSo that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite?”

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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