I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me
She told me to keep my blood money
I find donating plasma, exhilarating.
It really gets the blood flowin'.
"Jake, would you quit using your goddamn plasma grenades!!!"
"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"
What's a vampire's favorite kind of television?
Plasma
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first vampire says to the bartender, βIβll have a pint of blood.β The second one says βIβll have a pint of blood also.β The third vampire says to the bartender, βIβll have a pint of plasma.β
The bartender says, βSo, that will be two bloods and a blood lite?β
The only things that matter in this universe
Are solids, liquids, gasses, and plasma.
I hollowed out my 9mm bullets and filled them with blood.
Now I have a plasma gun.
Three vampires walk into a bar...
The first one says βIβll have a pint of bloodβ
The second says βIβll have one tooβ
The third says βIβll have a pint of plasmaβ
The bartender says βSo thatβll be two bloods and a blood lite?β
