Pitta Puns

That’s a pitta

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/QuincyNewry

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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I was lonely so I made a friend out of bread.

I guess I just kneaded someone.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/schutwo

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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I bumped into my very short mate Peter down the pub. He told a few hilarious stories about the flatbread factory he works in.

I love the pitta patter of tiny Pete

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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