Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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"What car do you have, Pierre? Can I borrow it?"

"Hon d'accord"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memey-McMemeFace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My friend Pierre

His bladder was empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/command_613
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Jason Pierre-Paul

Speaking to my co-worker about Jason Pierre-Paul's disturbing firework incident to which he responds "yeah, he really blew it."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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Why was Pierre so sad that his hands were wet?

He was feeling l'eau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nibbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaxinit2020
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?

I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?

It's Pierre-reviewed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did one dehydrated French poodle say to the other?

"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumbtackthief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My dad told me he was named after Jacques Cartier

I said: β€œbut dad, your name’s Pierre!”

And he replied: β€œI know, but I was named after Jacques Cartier”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4P3RT0W3L
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call someone wearing denim?

Jean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GassyObama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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The Bacon Tree

The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confused and scoffs 'Imposseeble! You cannot grow BaycON on a tree!'. 'Come! And I weel show you ze bacon tree!'. So Jean-Luc & Jean-Pierre set off down the river, with Jean-pierre providing direction to the enigmatic 'bacon tree'. Finally, they pulled over onto a small beach that lead to a large forest. 'Stay 'ere and watch ze canoe, and I weel bring ze bacon back from ze bacon tree!' said John-Pierre. Hours go by and John-Pierre hasn't returned. As night falls, and Jean-Luc is about to enter the forest to look for his friend, he hears a rustling in the nearby brush, to which Jean-Pierre stumbles out, bloody and with arrows through his legs and arms. 'Jean-Pierre! What 'appened!!' exclaimed Jean-luc. 'Turns out it was not a bacOn tree.....it was an 'AMBUSH!!!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a French man with urine on his head?

Pierre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My French friend always pushes me to do things I don't want to.

I guess you can call it Pierre pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomly_mexican
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a french guy who persuades people to smoke?

Pierre Pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman?

Pierre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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How do two French guys share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is the way two French dudes share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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How do two French guys share files electronically?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you call a French man in the water?

Pierre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minime9990
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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