A list of puns related to "Pierre"
You must be from Mars, eh?
"Hon d'accord"
His bladder was empty.
Speaking to my co-worker about Jason Pierre-Paul's disturbing firework incident to which he responds "yeah, he really blew it."
He was feeling l'eau.
Pierre to Pierre network.
Phillipe Phillope.
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Itβs a Pierre to Pierre network.
"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"
I said: βbut dad, your nameβs Pierre!β
And he replied: βI know, but I was named after Jacques Cartierβ
Jean
The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confused and scoffs 'Imposseeble! You cannot grow BaycON on a tree!'. 'Come! And I weel show you ze bacon tree!'. So Jean-Luc & Jean-Pierre set off down the river, with Jean-pierre providing direction to the enigmatic 'bacon tree'. Finally, they pulled over onto a small beach that lead to a large forest. 'Stay 'ere and watch ze canoe, and I weel bring ze bacon back from ze bacon tree!' said John-Pierre. Hours go by and John-Pierre hasn't returned. As night falls, and Jean-Luc is about to enter the forest to look for his friend, he hears a rustling in the nearby brush, to which Jean-Pierre stumbles out, bloody and with arrows through his legs and arms. 'Jean-Pierre! What 'appened!!' exclaimed Jean-luc. 'Turns out it was not a bacOn tree.....it was an 'AMBUSH!!!'
Pierre.
I guess you can call it Pierre pressure.
Pierre Pressure
Pierre
Pierre to Pierre network.
Pierre to Pierre network.
Pierre to Pierre network.
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