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Petit Puns

A list of puns related to "Petit"

Grandma: "Who wants half of a Petit Four?"

Dad: "You mean a Petit Two?"

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👤︎ u/mavsfan2513
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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👤︎ u/Ghost_Of_Memes_Past
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Tho my son was going to start a petition to ban them, he slept on his specially built bed...

It was a boycot.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Petition to rename the /r/insaneparents subreddit

To /r/kincancer

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👤︎ u/Sam-Porter-Bridges
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Petition to lock this sub once a week

Because there's no post on Sunday

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👤︎ u/Dombledog
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
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👤︎ u/C0M3T5
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you hear how clever the person was who invented the tutu?

They really knew how to put tu and tu together.

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👤︎ u/Digitosa
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Starting a petition rn
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👤︎ u/evenmoremeancomments
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Duh
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👤︎ u/perkypaul
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Hopefully no one has already posted this
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👤︎ u/okkidarainbow
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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[Not Joke] Petition to change upvotes and downvotes to upwards and downwards facing spatulas.

Idea behind each: Upvote = burger flip motion for burgers flipped, hence my 1k karma / burgers flipped

Downvote = Drop your spatula, that was an actual bad joke, kinda like this post.

And always remember, here’s one in Spanish: Uno.

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👤︎ u/Paparabbit
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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Gen Z needs a new name

Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens

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👤︎ u/rayroy1103
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.

Step 1. Go to a farm.

Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.

Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 17 2019
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This petition
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👤︎ u/Djello_
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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Petition to delete r/punpatrol
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👤︎ u/Dream5280
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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What's the word for a little hunger?

A Petite

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👤︎ u/a5paperblank
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers.

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👤︎ u/Mmmmzzzzkhaa
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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Petition to make /u/TomBergeronAMA an honorary mod
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👤︎ u/dabisnit
📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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My dad was flawless with the execution of this zinger...

Me on the phone with my dad - "I got a cat!"

Dad - "What's it's name?"

Me - "Susan."

Dad - "So it's a girl?"

Me - "Of course...her name's Susan. Do you think I'd name a boy cat Susan?"

Dad - "No...I suppose that if it was a boy, it would B. Anthony."

Good one, Dad...

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👤︎ u/Diiiiirty
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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Had 3 pastries in the fridge for christmas

"can you get the petit fours in the fridge?" "you mean the petit trois?"

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👤︎ u/heraldofhamelin
📅︎ Dec 26 2013
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My uncle laid this one on his son's girlfriend while in a food coma, laying on a blow up mattress in the living room

Uncle: Hey K, did you know I once petitioned to change the name of Uranus?

K (the girlfriend): Oh really, what were you trying to change it to?

Uncle: Urrectum

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👤︎ u/funkpunk
📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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