Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek

Einstein is seeking and begins counting to thirty.

While Pascal hides in a bush, Newton simply picks up a stick and draws a square into the dirt around himself.

Einstein immidiately finds him, saying "Found you, Newton!" To which he replies:

"Oh no, dear colleague. A Newton per square meter is a Pascal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZenyX-
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Need a team name

Hello all, I'm about to start on a doubles Pickleball city league and we need a team name. What would be a good team name that is possibly pickle-related or a pun? I would like for it to be related to either Beyonce or Pedro Pascal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raych_arles87
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His name may be Pedro Pascal

But he's actually pretty basic.

(Yeah, I give this joke a C++)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing hide and seek.

Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lokwaileong2003
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Why do geologists bring phosphate minerals with them when they go out to eat?

If they didn't they'd have no apatite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendarylog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Not a dad, but I texted this joke to I girl I went out with a couple of times. Told me after that I remind her of her dad

β€œDid you know there’s a mistake in the English alphabet?”

Her: β€œsure there is”

”No seriously. U & I should be togetherβ€œ

Edit: In now way is there a sexual implication with the joke. She was being sarcastic when she texted that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phastic
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What do spanish programmers code in?

SΓ­ ++

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuberz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!

See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsozso01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?

Pascals, Hector Pascals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerdawg
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My kids are so obsessed with the lizard from the movie Tangled, we have over a thousand figures of it around the house...

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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Wife just threw this one at me

(Our kid's name is Pascal)

I think if Pascal becomes a musician, he's going to have to play percussion. That way, he can play Pascal's Triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
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Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide and seek

It’s Einstein’s turn to seek, so pascal goes to hide, but newton just draws a square with meter long sides and stands in it. When Einstein goes to seek he just sees newton and exclaims that he’s found him. Newton responds, β€œno, I’m newton over a squared meter so you just found pascal!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pedrulo123
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"

Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeifEriccson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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