A list of puns related to "Pascalization"
Einstein is seeking and begins counting to thirty.
While Pascal hides in a bush, Newton simply picks up a stick and draws a square into the dirt around himself.
Einstein immidiately finds him, saying "Found you, Newton!" To which he replies:
"Oh no, dear colleague. A Newton per square meter is a Pascal."
Hello all, I'm about to start on a doubles Pickleball city league and we need a team name. What would be a good team name that is possibly pickle-related or a pun? I would like for it to be related to either Beyonce or Pedro Pascal.
But he's actually pretty basic.
(Yeah, I give this joke a C++)
Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton
If they didn't they'd have no apatite!
βDid you know thereβs a mistake in the English alphabet?β
Her: βsure there isβ
βNo seriously. U & I should be togetherβ
Edit: In now way is there a sexual implication with the joke. She was being sarcastic when she texted that
SΓ ++
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
Pascals, Hector Pascals.
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.
(Our kid's name is Pascal)
I think if Pascal becomes a musician, he's going to have to play percussion. That way, he can play Pascal's Triangle.
Itβs Einsteinβs turn to seek, so pascal goes to hide, but newton just draws a square with meter long sides and stands in it. When Einstein goes to seek he just sees newton and exclaims that heβs found him. Newton responds, βno, Iβm newton over a squared meter so you just found pascal!β
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
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