Pascale Puns

Einstein is seeking and begins counting to thirty.

While Pascal hides in a bush, Newton simply picks up a stick and draws a square into the dirt around himself.

Einstein immidiately finds him, saying "Found you, Newton!" To which he replies:

"Oh no, dear colleague. A Newton per square meter is a Pascal."

But he's actually pretty basic.

(Yeah, I give this joke a C++)

Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton

If they didn't they'd have no apatite!

“Did you know there’s a mistake in the English alphabet?”

Her: “sure there is”

”No seriously. U & I should be together“

Edit: In now way is there a sexual implication with the joke. She was being sarcastic when she texted that

Sí ++

See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!

Pascals, Hector Pascals.

Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

(Our kid's name is Pascal)

I think if Pascal becomes a musician, he's going to have to play percussion. That way, he can play Pascal's Triangle.

It’s Einstein’s turn to seek, so pascal goes to hide, but newton just draws a square with meter long sides and stands in it. When Einstein goes to seek he just sees newton and exclaims that he’s found him. Newton responds, “no, I’m newton over a squared meter so you just found pascal!”

Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"