Pascale Hutton Puns

Below is a list of the players that have played in the Premier League era. You don't have to pick for every question.

1. My favourite goal was scored by this player.

2. This player best represents Spurs identity to me.

3. I want to get a pint with this guy.

4. Who the fuck is this guy?

5. I'd give this player to Arsenal, to make them worse

Paul Stewart / Paul Walsh / Terry Fenwick / Guðni Bergsson / Erik Thorstvedt / David Howells / Gary Lineker / Pat Van Den Hauwe / Nayim / Steve Sedgley / Justin Edinburgh / Gordon Durie / Ian Walker / Nicky Barmby / Dean Austin / Sol Campbell / Teddy Sheringham / Darren Anderton / Colin Calderwood / Stephen Carr / Ronnie Rosenthal / Jürgen Klinsmann / Ruel Fox / Chris Armstrong / Andy Sinton / Allan Nielsen / Steffen Iversen / David Ginola / Stephen Clemence / Les Ferdinand / Øyvind Leonhardsen / Steffen Freund / Chris Perry / Tim Sherwood / Mauricio Taricco / Ledley King / Neil Sullivan / Gary Doherty / Sergei Rebrov / Simon Davies / Anthony Gardner / Gus Poyet / Christian Ziege / Kasey Keller / Jamie Redknapp / Robbie Keane / Frédéric Kanouté / Michael Carrick / Paul Robinson / Jermain Defoe / Mido / Teemu Tainio / Lee Young-pyo / Tom Huddlestone / Jermaine Jenas / Michael Dawson / Aaron Lennon / Dimitar Berbatov / Pascal Chimbonda / Didier Zokora / Benoît Assou-Ekotto / Darren Bent / Gareth Bale / Younès Kaboul / Alan Hutton / Jonathan Woodgate / Vedran Ćorluka / Niko Kranjčar / Luka Modrić / Roman Pavlyuchenko / David Bentley / Heurelho Gomes / Andros Townsend / Ryan Mason / Peter Crouch / Wilson Palacios / Sébastien Bassong / Kyle Walker / Rafael van der Vaart / Sandro / Danny Rose / Scott Parker / Emmanuel Adebayor / Harry Kane / Gylfi Sigurðsson / Mousa Dembélé / Hugo Lloris / Jan Vertonghen / Harry Winks / Paulinho / Christian Eriksen / Nabil Bentaleb / Nacer Chadli / Roberto Soldado / Erik Lamela / Eric Dier / Ben Davies / Toby Alderweireld / Dele Alli / Son Heung-min / Kieran Trippier / Moussa Sissoko / Victor Wanyama / Davinson Sánchez / Serge Aurier / Lucas Moura / Giovani Lo Celso / Tanguy Ndombele / Steven Bergwijn / Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg /

Hello Name Nerds! I lurk a lot here and love reading the name lists! For fun, I went through the 2019 Social Security list and found all names with less than 100 boys with any given name. I did my best to take out unusual spellings (for example, I took out Benjamiin, Benjymyn, Byngymyn, and so on). Yes, I am the kind of person who thinks something like that is fun! I was surprised to see just how many names I did find!

Anyways, I’d love to hear your feedback. Which of these names are your favorites? Which would you actually use for a child? Which ones would you consider a guilty pleasure?

If you enjoy this, please let me know and I’ll post a similar list of girls' names!

(other details: I removed “double barrel” names like “Johnpaul,” and most noun names like “Cactus” and “Coyote." I’m sure some made it onto my list accidentally!)

Abdo

Absalom

Aemon

Aesop

Afton

Alain

Albin

Albion

Albus

Aldous

Alfie

Aloysius

Alwin

Amadeus

Amin

Amory

Angelino

Angus

Aragorn

Arcadius

Archibald

Archimedes

Aristotle

Arkham

Armstrong

Arnez

Arno

Arsenio

Art

Arvin

Ashby

Ashley

Ashwin

Athens

Atwood

Auburn

Aurelius

Avett

Azazel

Aziz

Azlan

Bach

Bailor

Baird

Bankston

Bannon

Barnabas

Barlow

Barnaby

Barnes

Barney

Basim

Bartholomew

Basil

Baxter

Beaumont

Becker

Bence

Benjen

Benning

Bennington

Benz

Beorn

Beowulf

Beric

Bernardino

Bolton

Booker

Boris

Bosco

Boyd

Bracken

Braddock

Bradford

Brando

Braulio

Brewer

Brio

Brodrick

Brooklyn

Browning

Burke

Burton

Caio

Calcifer

Calhoun

Candor

Canton

Carbon

Cassiel

Castor

Cato

Cecil

Chesney

Chester

Chilton

Chip

Chiron

Churchill

Clancy

Claude

Claudio

Claudius

Clement

Cletus

Cleveland

Cliff

Cliffton

Clive

Coburn

Collier

Coltrane

Columbus

Conall

Conan

Constantine

Copeland

Corbin

Cormick

Cornelio

Cortland

Corwin

Cosmo

Credence

Crockett

Croix

Cyprian

Cyril

Dace

Danell

Danico

Darby

Dartanian

Daryl

Dashiel

Deckard

Deimos

Dempsey

Denarius

Dennison

Denton

Dermot

Dionisio

Dixon

Dmitri

Dodger

Domingo

Don

Donatello

Dontarius

Draco

Dwight

Earl

Ebon

Edric

Egan

Eldon

Elric

Elton

Emelio

Enzio

Eoin

Eragon

Errol

Escher

Eustace

Etzio

Fabio

Fawkes

Ferdinand

Finnic

Fionn

Fitzgerald

Florencio

Florentino

Florian

Florin

Forbes

Francois

Frey

Fulton

Gable

Galileo

Gallagher

Garfield

Garnet

Garrus

Gaspard

Gatsby

Gaston

Gene

Gilead

Godric

Godwin

Gregor

Griffith

Gri

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Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap