Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why do parallel lines get on so well?
Because they’re straight up with each other.
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
Vegetarians are like parallel lines...
I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?
My friend asked me at lunch today what the male parallel for "misogyny" was.
I told him, "Misterogyny".
Two Parallel Lines walked in a bar
They never met each other
I thought I failed my parallel parking test.
Luckily my driving instructor grades on a curb.
Why is the 38th parallel dividing the two Koreas a straight line?
Because the North has a supreme ruler.
Credit for original in a slightly different form: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/aime9b/comment/eep6eyr?st=JR8D1J43&sh=307602be
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
Parallel Universe: All the Jedi's were cats...
Would evil alternate-universe Spiderman be a bad parallel parker?
Did you hear about the parallel lines that died?
I fell into a hole with one pair of parallel sides.
What's the deal with parallel parking? It should be called co-linear parking, parking in a parking lot is parallel parking!
My dad was a math teacher and thinks he's Seinfeld.
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common,
It’s too bad that they’ll never meet
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines
Parallel lines have so much in common, its a shame they will never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common!
..It’s a shame they’ll never meet each other.
Parallel lines, I heard they have a lot in common, too bad they never meet!
The fact that parallel lines have a lot in common but never meet is sad.
But what’s sadder is that all other lines only meet once and never see each other again.
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame that they'll never meet eachother.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame that they're never going to meet
Parallel lines have so much in common..
It's a shame they're never going to meet 😢
Parallel lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they'll never meet.
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