I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
I wanted to do panic buying. So I checked my account.....
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
Breaking News. Total caos and panic as Germans are flooding supermarkets to buy sausages and cheese
That’s a wurst kase scenario
Son, remember if your parachute stops working mid-air, don't panic.
You'll have the rest of your life to fix it
My daughter called me in a panic and asked, "Dad! My car just broke down! What should I do!?" I replied calmly...
"Whisper it some words of encouragement!"
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?
Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?
I just accidentally super-glued my thumb and index finger together!! At first, I started to panic, but then I remembered that...
...it’s always going to be okay...
My mom was having a panic attack and wanted to leave
But I told her “Nah ma, stay”
I've lost my mind due to the virus panic, but who knows ...
maybe it's just in my head.
A lady accidentally locks herself out of her car and begins to panic.
A passing soldier notices this, walks over and rolls his pants across the car. Magically, the car unlocks. The woman is relieved but puzzled, asking him how he did it.
"That's easy. These are khakis."
Did you hear about the herbs that were phoning everyone, trying to panic-buy all different sizes of measuring cups?
Desperate thymes call for disparate measurers.
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
Why are British people always in a panic?
Because they can’t find the brexit
Can i go to the Panic at the disco concert?
If you ever find yourself in lava, don't panic.
A Panic! At The Disco would be better than 5 seconds of summer
My son started to panic after he dropped a huge jar of pickles and got pickles everywhere.
“Don’t worry,” I told him. “Everything’s kosher.”
A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way
To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”
Blind panic
What’s the worst thing a blind person can read in braille.
“Do not touch”
My mom had a bit of a panic this morning when none of the gifts were wrapped.
My dad said not to worry. He's doing them presently.
What do you call it when ISIS caused global panic?
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw my bedsheets over it.
I think I covered my tracks.
I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together, and at first I started to panic…
But then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay.
I just accidentally superglued my thumb & index finger together, and at first I started to panic...
but then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay.
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