I bought a new shirt today that has the word LIFE printed across the chest

Tomorrow, I’m going to wear it and stand on the corner at an intersection where panhandlers usually are. My plan is to hand out lemons to stopped drivers. When life gives you lemons ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forko23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why is it that panhandlers are only allowed to eat liquid meals?

Because beggars can’t be chewsers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Chefs are basically panhandlers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisIllusionists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Need some help. Life's been difficult.

My family/town has socially alienated me for my sexuality. This has lead to quite a couple of problems, as you could imagine.

I've been behind on my taxes for quite a bit and it was only a matter of time before the government found out. They've been having a field day confiscating all my belongings.

That leaves me on the street.

I make enough money panhandling and doing under the table stuff to get me food every day and even enough to pay for an unlimited data plan, which I'm using to write this.

I need support. I can't continue on like this.

Life's not easy.

Especially if you're a homelessexual like me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedOutToast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Homelessness

These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.

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