Don’t want to get political, but I simply can’t resist a good pu(ti)n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySaye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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These pants crack me up...

https://preview.redd.it/294ds0yrw2h51.jpg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59aecd04a9f1a84f21ea972df9bb31ca8d0bf046

Puma pants.

Pu...ma...pants.

Poo my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What type of teas do rich people drink?

I don't know, but it sure ain't pu'er tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K4ZZ13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Went oolang way for this pun...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Dirty puns shouldn't be posted here, but on...

/r/puNSFW (pronounced "pUnsafe for work")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pornhubschrauber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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What pills do eyes take?

Pu-pills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quineas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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So China went to the moon...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Caribbean islands sure drink a lot of fermented tea

Especially Pu'ehr-to Rico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillaVen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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My dad's favorite insult

Dad: "you're an ankle"

Me: "...?"

Dad: "3 feet lower than a pu$$y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_he_te
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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Sony had a PlayStation product to compete with the WiiU...

... called the PU.

Was never successful.

Everyone thought it stank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milesmac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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