Helsinki
I sink, therefore I swam.
It was a match made in heaving!
They couldn't have any dead weight.
I think he should have stopped at Taiwan.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
I think he went overboard
Because pirate has a single ‘i’
(Please don’t throw me overboard)
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
You just turn it over and it's capsized
A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?" "Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night." "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night." "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!" "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?" "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."
It has the biggest trunk I've ever seen.
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So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
when he was throwing people overboard.
3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
They have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?
Toss one of the cigarettes overboard. Then the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!
While we were eating lunch, one of the passengers asked if we would have to fish out any trash that fell overboard and my dad told him not to talk about his fellow passengers like that.
3 men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them.
How did they light them?
They threw one overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.
