What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Man overboard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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My friend met the love of his life when the were both vomiting overboard after a rhinovirus hit their cruise ship...

It was a match made in heaving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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A ship was sinking and the crew had to throw coffins overboard.

They couldn't have any dead weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What did the philosopher say when he fell overboard?

I sink, therefore I swam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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My calendar went overboard today imgur.com/UHbUsFq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellbornElfchild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2015
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My dad went a bit overboard; he bought ten different silk ties during his stay in China.

I think he should have stopped at Taiwan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mechaxis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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My Hyundai dealership went a little overboard. instagram.com/p/Bf4LYMvhs…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lauramazzin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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I may have gone overboard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/G0jira
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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This one pirate i know jumped into the sea for attention

I think he went overboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObsessedWithLions
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why do so many pirates wear an eyepatch?

Because pirate has a single β€˜i’

(Please don’t throw me overboard)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Build up at least 3/10

3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyForefingers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat?

You just turn it over and it's capsized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSniper
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The Pirate (Long)

A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?" "Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night." "That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night." "Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?" "Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and shit right in me eye!" "Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?" "Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingfrig
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Did you hear about the car made out of a tree?

It has the biggest trunk I've ever seen.

( http://inhabitat.com/the-unusual-cedar-rocket-is-the-fastest-all-electric-log-car-in-the-world/ )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixiedonut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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Two men were on a boat and wanted to smoke but they didn't have anything to light their cigarettes.

So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowaboga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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"ladies first" the captain said...

when he was throwing people overboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My dad has the ultimate nerd jokes

3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Three men are on a boat...

They have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?

Toss one of the cigarettes overboard. Then the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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I went on a boat with my dad

While we were eating lunch, one of the passengers asked if we would have to fish out any trash that fell overboard and my dad told him not to talk about his fellow passengers like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annie_fly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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Just heard this one from a buddy

3 men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them.

How did they light them?

They threw one overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wraithofhate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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