A list of puns related to "Operability"
But cats can
I found the work to be pallet-able.
I said, "No! This is her Husband!"
Anus-thesia
It has its ups, and its downs; I'd always know what to expect.
He was called Sir Jerry from that time onwards
Because it was accidental.
They’ve successfully established a No Fry Zone
A pilot, you bloody racist.
It's Hair-Raising
Wizard of OS.
Nobody expected the Spanish win quiz mission.
Sally sells c-cells by the seashore.
He modestly replied, " it was a no-brainer. "
But cats can
Wife: I'll have Chocolate Fudge Brownie and some Tonight Dough
Me: Dough!
Wife: Stop with the Simpsons joke
Me: Sorry. Here's your ice cream, I hope I didn't leave you deserted.
Safe to say guys, the dad jokes have been on overdrive. Shout-out to my newborn daughter
They call it Insta-gram
Its an uplifting story
It's a piece-keeping operation. I'll be keeping this piece of Ukraine, and this piece. Ooh, and this piece is rather lovely, too!
Now they're an underground crime network.
... but he let her down.
But I had to leave that job because it was sole-crushing.
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It was an Orcastrated attack.
His career had its ups and downs, but he'd always get back up again.
Heard there’s a lot of room to move up
But Catscan. (Rolling my eyes)
I’m gonna setup a sting operation to catch them yellow handed.
Unfortunately this sheep has sailed.
All he ever says is “Mao”
A babooooom!
I just want to make a difference.
Turned out it was a sting operation.
It was soda pressing.
It’s a small scale operation.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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...but it has its ups and downs.
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