Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I just got a new job as a guillotine operator....
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My buddy Jerry had to get taken to the hospital, unfortunately it looked like he needed to be operated on. He was unconscious and when he came to, he asked βwhatβs going to happen, am I going to be alright?β
I told him; βSurgeryβ.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
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︎ Oct 07 2020
She fell in love with a crane operator
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︎ Nov 20 2020
System of Operating
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you call a dinosaur that works in the operation room?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My boss said to me, βYou are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?β
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
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︎ Jan 05 2020
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesnβt have the balls to do it again.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How can you tell if a booty is operational?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I couldn't decide on which side of the road I wanted to use my loom. On the northbound side the southbound side looked better. And upon crossing to the southbound side, the northbound side looked better. The cops soon arrested me for operating under the influence.
They said I was weaving all over the road.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
That steam roller operator said the nicest thing to me as he ran me over...
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just canβt put my finger on it.
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︎ May 23 2020
Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
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︎ May 22 2020
Operation Pothole
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, βHave a good day, son.β I replied, βDonβt call me son, youβre not my dad.β He scratched his head and said...
βNo, but I brought you up, didnβt I?β
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︎ May 14 2020
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Recently, I've resigned from my position as a tunnel drill operator.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My dog is angry because he canβt operate the MRI machine....
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My deer cloning operation has succeeded!
I can finally make a quick buck...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
It's always important to do an operational check of your tools.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions donβt make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
A biop-sea.
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
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︎ Mar 21 2020
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
Itβs a small scale operation.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I started a new business farming microscopic fish
It's a small scale operation
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Me: My wife is going into labor! Operator: Is this her first child?
Me: No itβs her husband......
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Dogs canβt operate MRI machines.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Dogs canβt operate MRI machines.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Dogs canβt operate MRI machines.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Dogs can not operate MRI machines
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Dogs canβt operate MRI scanners.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Dogs cant operate MRI machines
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︎ May 10 2020
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
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︎ May 22 2020
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