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Opera Singer Puns

A list of puns related to "Opera Singer"

Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?

Placebo Domingo

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👤︎ u/bdean42
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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👤︎ u/thebitlifelover
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Why did the opera singer go fishing?

Oh, for tuna.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met

It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...

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👤︎ u/Kagawanmyson
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a congested opera singer?

A snotty Pavarotti!

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👤︎ u/scardeal
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What did the opera singer say to his girlfriend while out for supper?

Aria going to finish that?

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?

Feet are low...

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call an opera singer who can't fight this feeling to keep on loving you?

Aria Speedwagon

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👤︎ u/Mstrchapl
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why was the plumber so attracted to the opera singer?

She had a beautiful set of pipes.

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👤︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...

She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence

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👤︎ u/michael-freddy
📅︎ Nov 05 2016
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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