Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdean42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebitlifelover
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why did the opera singer go fishing?

Oh, for tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met

It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kagawanmyson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a congested opera singer?

A snotty Pavarotti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What did the opera singer say to his girlfriend while out for supper?

Aria going to finish that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?

Feet are low...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call an opera singer who can't fight this feeling to keep on loving you?

Aria Speedwagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mstrchapl
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Why was the plumber so attracted to the opera singer?

She had a beautiful set of pipes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...

She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael-freddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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