The opera wasn't that great.

But it ended on a high note.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
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Why are the opera singer’s clothes so fluffy?

Because he uses a fabric softenor

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A basso, I could hit none of the notes for the solo of the opera, A Streetcar Named Desire...

But that's not my aria of expertise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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The Plantain of The Opera.
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What do the cats of opera singers cry for?

Oh, for tuna.

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Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?

Placebo Domingo

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Is Hamilton a musical, or an opera?

It’s a Hip Hopera.

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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
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My friend was a professional opera soloist...

It was her aria of expertise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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A pony always fails opera auditions...

...because she's always a little horse.

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Why did the opera singer go fishing?

Oh, for tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Opera Buffs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shulerbop
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Today I met an opera singer, he was one of the most self centred people I've ever met

It was like everything he said was just "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kagawanmyson
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I saw a critic of dramatic musicals pick up some women. He's a smooth opera rater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KickballJesus
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What do you call a congested opera singer?

A snotty Pavarotti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
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Which milk would you find at the opera?

Buttermilk, because it's cultured.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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What did the opera singer say to his girlfriend while out for supper?

Aria going to finish that?

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A man is auditioning for a role in an opera production the local opera company is putting on.

He's been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.

"I'm sorry," says the director, "but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret." The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. "Drink this. It's a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again."

The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. "Euch! This is... awful! What's in this tea anyways?"

"Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with... well... fish broth." The director replies. "Tuna, specifically. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried."

Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.

At the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. "So... what did you think? Did I get the part or not?" He asks.

"I'm sorry," said the director, "you performed well, but we've decided to give the part to someone else."

"That's OK," the man says, "I'm just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojo2047
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?

Feet are low...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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The opera singer destroyed the champagne flutes that might have incriminated her, by singing til it shattered...

She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence

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What do you call an opera singer who can't fight this feeling to keep on loving you?

Aria Speedwagon

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Why was the plumber so attracted to the opera singer?

She had a beautiful set of pipes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Have you heard of the opera about F-1 racers and his technicians?

It's called Carmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
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I got dad-joked by someone attending an opera last night.

I was ripping ticket stubs for an opera performance at my college last night when an older gentleman handed me his ticket and said, "I'm a colonel. Is that still okay?" His wife and I were a bit confused, but I said yes, that was perfectly fine.

"Well this ticket says 'General Admission,' but I'm only a colonel."

His wife groaned and I laughed. Highlight of my night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffIsTheCorn
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Soap opera.
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Phantom of the Opera
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondComedy
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My Pop (a Patriot fan), just sent this opera meets football rimshot

Have you heard about the new opera that Johann Strauss wrote, it is called

Die Flederballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3rdgearisheaven
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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