"Hey dad, I'm trans"
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why do trans girls float on water?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What did the trans man say after his masectomy?
βIβm glad that I got that off my chest.β
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What did the father say to his trans girl child?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor
Doc: βHave you had any surgeries?β
F2M: βYes. I had appendicitis.β
Doc: βAh. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?β
F2M: βAddadicktome.β
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Any engineers here? My trans sister is one.
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︎ May 17 2020
My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why does the trans person get free postage?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I can't see trans people having children.
They would be trans parent.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I feel bad for kids with trans parents
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call it when trans people loan eachother money?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
A method of trans-portation
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Trans- punny
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Gender reassignment surgeons should be called trans formers
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What do you call an older trans-person?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Haha trans
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︎ Dec 01 2018
What did Iron Man change his name to when he became trans?
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︎ May 26 2019
Have you heard the difference between an electric tran and a brthday?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?
It was trans-send-dental-mediation.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What do you call donating to a trans charity?
A trans-action!
If you want to this is a link to a trans health hotline
https://www.translifeline.org/
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︎ Oct 07 2019
If I'm trans and I have a kid
No one will be able to see me because I'll be a transparent
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︎ Aug 10 2019
My Parents just came out as trans so I took a picture of them and lowered the opacity of it
Now they're transparent trans parents.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
In Canada, we are so progressive and accepting that even our highway is Trans.
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︎ Aug 13 2017
I hardly see my transgender friend anymore since he's had a kid. He's trans-parent.
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︎ Sep 07 2015
Why did the trans person deliver all the letters?
Because they were post-man
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︎ Feb 15 2019
This van has had "it" removed, so now it's trans.
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︎ Jan 02 2018
My son told me that he is a trans.
I guess that makes me transparent
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︎ Sep 06 2018
What do you call a trans-sexual person with children?
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︎ May 10 2018
In 1991 I had a white t-topped '84 Pontiac Trans Am. Guess what I had on the back hatch?
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Have you heard the difference between a choo choo tran and a brthday?
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︎ Jul 06 2018
If you are the parent of a trans, what are you?
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