Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerlandoti
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What's the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?

One's a Mandalorian, and the other's a manned DeLorean.

Not my joke. I found it online. Hope you enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellyLuvsEwan420
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2023
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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2023
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Operation Pothole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegalSirs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
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I asked a crane operator what it’s like to be a crane operator.

He said, it has its ups and downs.

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2023
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What's a surfer's favorite math operation?

Radical!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_K_Y_L_I_N_E
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2023
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I used to be a forklift operator

…but there were way too many ups and downs for me.

So I got a job for a while resurfacing ice rinks, although I never really warmed to it.

I got some work fixing clocks that were running slowly, but I found the hours were just too long.

And when I tried my hand at being a baker, I found the early mornings crummy: it was just too hard to rise.

I worked as a tailor for a while, and I really thought it suited me, but there was something about it that got me hot under the collar and I couldn’t quite pin down what it was.

Until I finally found my calling as a professional photographer: it was a snap decision at first, but after a bit of exposure it really helped me put things in perspective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_guy_named_Tom
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2023
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Dogs can't operate an MRI machine

But cats can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evil_trash_panda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2023
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” β€œDon’t call me son,” I said. β€œYou’re not my dad.”

He said, β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2023
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I quit my job working as a drill operator.

It was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2023
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What weapon sees the most shit during their operation?

Intercontinental balistic missiles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoovaloo22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2023
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Did you hear about the train operator who was made out of copper?

He was quite the conductor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrical_008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2023
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The FBI has started hiring a new department of operatives dedicated to cleaning up messes

They are going to be cleaning agents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2023
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Lost my job as a stilts operator.

I've never been this low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2023
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I was depressed in job as a guillotine operator.

I just couldn't see myself getting ahead in life with that job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2022
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigt_92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2023
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I'm a rail operator and experienced a derailment on my second day on the job

I guess I needed more training

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2023
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I shouldn’t have attended the National Butter Co-operative Convention

Turns out it was a superspreader event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2023
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Organ trafficking can be eradicated...

If only people stop giving it a hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudishsa
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2023
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I took an elevator up to the eleventh floor for a meeting. As I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." /r/cleanjokes/comments/10…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mezorigi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2023
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If you've been well groomed, this will ring a bell
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2023
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Dogs don’t make good MRI operators

But cats can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useful_Cook_9272
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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Today my wife drove me to the hospital for an emergency operation...

She was my ride or die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViolinDavis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2023
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Imagine a roofing business owned and operated exclusively by women who are single, divorced, or widowed.

They could call it All The Shingle Ladies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaturnSunRoof
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2023
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Still dogs are better.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/a1000yearsofdeath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2023
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My son recently dug up my old "Operation" game

now I have a bone to pick with him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSteveA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2022
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I have reached that stage in life where I find it very difficult to operate without my glasses.

Especially if they are empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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What do you call an inaccurate scale whose only working function is the clear operation?

Tare-able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeaarona
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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What are secret operations in a beehive called?

Stings!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarthagePlate_210
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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My friend recently underwent the very first "species change operation": he transitioned from human to chimpanzee.

When I met him today, he asked me if I wanted to talk about the surgery, and I said, "Nah, I don't want to pry, mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2022
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Why did the airplane go to therapy?

It was carrying too much baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireedalton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2023
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Why did the lettuce shipment get lost at sea?

Because the boat hit an iceberg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDM_enjoyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2023
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What do you call a black man operating an airplane?

A pilot, you bloody racist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozen007
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2022
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Vladimir Putin just gave a statement about Russia's peace keeping operation in Ukraine

It's a piece-keeping operation. I'll be keeping this piece of Ukraine, and this piece. Ooh, and this piece is rather lovely, too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GENE_PARM_PI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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McDonald's has paused operations in Russia.

They've successfully established a No Fry Zone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aramike
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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I once knew a guy who lost his job as an elevator operator

He had a hard time learning the route

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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Big news today: To provide more opportunities for females in all levels of the private sector, BeyoncΓ© has founded a roofing company completely operated and managed by women.

The company name, of course, is All the Shingle Ladies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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Dogs can't operate an MRI machine

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianhooi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2022
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I got a new job operating a forklift. It's an okay job.

It has it's ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keep_your_pandas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2022
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Dogs Can't Operate An MRI...

But Catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Mannix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2023
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Dogs can't operate an MRI machine.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidontknowaname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2023
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I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2022
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines

but cats-can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComfortableNo2879
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines..

But Catscan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnimatorNr1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2022
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