Wife and I were watching Micheal Moore on TV. She commented he was getting odder.

I said soon he will be swimming on his back and cracking clams on his stomach.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/slypig61
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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Discussing unusual names, a co-worker says, "Oh, I've heard odder names before."

"Is that so? What were the names of those otters?"

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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My wife and 3yo son were at the zoo looking at the otter exhibit...

it was apparent they couldnโ€™t find the otters, when I walked up and said โ€œthere must be either one or three of them in there.โ€ Wife says โ€œwhy not two?โ€ I reply, โ€œwell, they wouldnโ€™t put an even number of ODDERS in there!โ€

Wife is still shaking her head.

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