Bullets are real odd
They only do their job once they’re fired
Is infinity odd or even?
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
My teenage daughter is really acting odd...
John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!
He’s not a native speaker after all
Are all odds prime?
Nein.
And here's another ... one.
Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?
Zero is even, but every other number is odd.
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
I’ve never been more proud.
You know what’s really odd?
Numbers not divisible by 2.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they can’t even.
I have an odd sense of humor.
Otherwise, it would be even.
Eleven has 'even' in it. How odd...
Why do teenage girls always walk in odd numbers
Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?
I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.
Then it dawned on me...
He must be one of those plane clothes cops!
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
A beavers tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...
I named my plants as Odds.
Turns out my neighbour too named his plants as Odds.
Water the odds.
What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?
I wonder what the odds are...
of me turning up at Gamblers Anonymous tomorrow night.
This elevator is very odd.
My son asked me if I thought 2020 was an odd year.
I said well if you ask me, 2020 is more of an even year.
Some bad puns are not very odd
Bad puns makes me numb, but bad math puns makes me even number. If you think that's odd, you're wrong.
Isn’t it odd that Australians are proud of inventing pavlova?
They usually boo meringue.
I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...
Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Bullets are odd
They only do their job once they are fired
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
Is infinity odd or even?
Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.
You know what’s really odd?
Numbers not divisible by 2.
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?
SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals
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