Odd Number Puns

A list of puns related to "Odd Number"

If you have two heads, that's both an odd and even number
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👤︎ u/Iron_Eagl
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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I knew a girl who could only add odd numbers

She literally could not even

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why do teens only group in odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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👤︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you know there are more odd numbers than even?

Zero is even, but every other number is odd.

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👤︎ u/HeroBobGamer
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

I’ve never been more proud.

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👤︎ u/platypus_eyes
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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👤︎ u/shivraj234
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

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👤︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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👤︎ u/Rob_Haggis
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Why do teenage girls always walk in odd numbers

Cuz they like can’t even

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👤︎ u/nikolas306736
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?

Because the CANT even.

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👤︎ u/spookyboy96
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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2 is a prime number against all odds.
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👤︎ u/04niceguy
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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👤︎ u/martyz
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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The number Seven is odd.

The only way to make it even is to kick its S.

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👤︎ u/anyeyeball
📅︎ Nov 14 2015
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"You have to be odd to be number one." - Dr. Seuss
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👤︎ u/offlebagg1ns
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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What did the odd number say when it failed to add one?

"I can't even!"

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👤︎ u/ExiledEscort
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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👤︎ u/SlytherRedd
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?

SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals

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👤︎ u/GiceVE
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they "Literally. Can't. Even."

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👤︎ u/xreneerockwood
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why did the white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they Can't Even!

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why do teenage daughters only travel in odd numbers?

Uch, they can't even!

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👤︎ u/JustJosh724
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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I walk in odd number groups because I can't even...
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👤︎ u/PolesawPolska
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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How come white girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because THEY CAN'T EVEN.

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👤︎ u/rononeal1
📅︎ Apr 13 2017
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Why do white girls come in odd numbers?

Because they can't eveeeeeen!

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👤︎ u/chefjoshie
📅︎ Jul 14 2017
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Teenage girls always group up in odd numbers

...because they can't even!

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

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👤︎ u/Love_Indubitably
📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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