Odd Sock Puns

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Asking my daughter some Brainquest (kids trivia) questions: Is a pair of socks an even or odd number?

Her response: Even. But they smell odd.

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👤︎ u/martyz
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even

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👤︎ u/juhaodbrokule
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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my dad joke i told my dad as we opened presents (early xmas)

My dad is 80.....i'm 53. My sister gave him some stockings (like knee socks) from the Vatican that the Pope supposedly wears. Don't ask why it's not important. Odd gift but anyway.....

Dad: "Hmmm.... well that present couldn't be any holier."

Me: "Well if the socks had holes in them they would be holier."

My Dad: "jesus christ" <while stifling a chuckle>

my 20ish adult Kids: <blank stare and power down look>

I was so proud.

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👤︎ u/airmark3
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Socks

The other day I noticed my dad was wearing a pair of odd socks. I mentioned to him, and he said "yeah I've got another pair just like it at home".

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👤︎ u/Adsy101
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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I did it! I dadjoked my grandfather

I was wearing odd socks

Nonno: They are an odd pair of socks

Me: Yeah I have another pair just like it at home

I'm pretty sure I'm now the favourite grandson

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👤︎ u/real-witty-username
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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