A relatable inanimate object pun that I drawded.
What did the cow say to the celestial object?
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
What is the object oriented way to get wealthy?
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
My wife is such a sex object.
Every time I want sex, she objects.
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects
I told her it was one night stand...
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
We preserve objects very well these days.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
Who would run a country where there are only objects used for geometrical drawing?
What is the most sexual object in the world?
A door, because it wont stop banging the frame.
This one weird object will literally shock you!
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
My wife said I can't treat people like objects.
I'm not so sure I can live with that.
A clock is the most likely object to get corona
because it always has its hands on it's face
I have no objection to people being spontaneous,
I just think there is a time and a place for it.
It’s funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”
I could identify them right away. those are ufos.
Two people are at someone's funeral
The host asks the guest,
"Would you like to say a word?"
The guest than goes up than says,
"Bargain"
The host starts crying and says,
"That means a great deal."
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
Frankenstein enters a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Why did the undefined cross the road?
I think I lost my sense of object permanence
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
Them: Don’t treat women like objects
Me: Women women = new Women();
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
I made an object that simulates how something travels downhill
My wife was just swapping out objects on the mantle, and my son asked why she was putting bamboo up there.
I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!!
Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.
What fee is connected to every wedding and no-one objects?
Gabe had a heavy load this semester
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I call my wife the sex object.
Anytime i want sex, she objects.
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
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