A marvel-ous pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RijsAgainst
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A marble-ous name for a dog boutique
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mango_chair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Are you Siri-ous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommaHawk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Marvel -ous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Found a Marvel-ous old Facebook post of mine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthwormJane
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While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackcoala
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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My iphone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.

I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.

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What did one fish detective say to the other fish detective after interrogating someone?

They’re really sus-fish-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quinn_Likes_Tacos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Low-key [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echoknocks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why is a priests favourite number 3.14?

Because they are very pi-ous

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Why are ancient history lecturers boring?

They tend to babylon

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Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?

Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totally80s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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DC movies are not

Marvel-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
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I love my job as a tree surgeon.

I think it's absolutely tree-mend-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sportingmagnus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Dadjoked about my diet. Damn it.

Me: "Dad, I eat like 2 or 3 chicken breasts a day, basically a chicken dies for me everyday."

Dad: "Some could say you're committing...henocide"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_CoolBreeze
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Did you hear about hitler losing the russian winter offensive?

He was fΓΌhrer-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missile500
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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How to pronounce Uranus

Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rcmartin1609
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I read a news article about a man who beat people with deli meat...

He was charged with bologna-ous assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodybuzzes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Diners, drive-ins, and dad jokes

My gf and I were watching the food network when Guy Fieri comes on for a commercial. I start to rant about my general annoyance with him.

Me: "... yada, yada, yada... his hair just makes me..."

GF: "Fieri-ous?"

I had to stop mid rant because that was pretty good! I think my girlfriend became a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theKKrowd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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This exchange elsewhere on reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPozz
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Mom getting a new iPhone.

I texted my dad to tell him that my mom was at the AT&T store. He responds with " Ok - I think she is getting Siri-ous about her I-phone=D"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthydex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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Dad joked my students while I was student teaching

I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.

Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear

Student: Syria!

Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!

I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.

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