Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?

Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colevanders
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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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a little Xmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonseyzfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy trying out for editor for the sums series of Math Magazine?

It was an addition edition audition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.

How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.

How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda

Amanda Lorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luispe94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?

Kawaii five-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcarrot9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.

I need someone to console me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoseAreHotdogs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.

Now I have to ketchup.

edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_misstntx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My favorite book series!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surslush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:

"Strangers' Things"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...

The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My favorite series.....

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bross-Hog
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.

It was his claim to flame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viv3K_Banerjee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?

Dumb.ledore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaggerLee194D
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.

This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.

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I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...

...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julesvdz
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.

If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Have you seen the documentary series about stand up toilets?

No? Surprising. Urinal of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezikmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series

I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentTempestLord
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trickshot945
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?

Spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series

It's Gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmang00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I’m really bad at math and telling jokes...

...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.

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When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...

It really speaks volumes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attanai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Just started watching a series about anxiety...

Can't wait to see Xanax episode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I found the first four books in the Harry Potter series to be quite light hearted.

The fifth was dead Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsDarthVader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...

She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane

We’re currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjaramillo96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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