A marvel-ous pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RijsAgainst
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A marble-ous name for a dog boutique
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mango_chair
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Are you Siri-ous
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommaHawk
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Marvel -ous
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/david_pridson
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Found a Marvel-ous old Facebook post of mine.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EarthwormJane
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While trekking Kings Canyon in Australia. "If this wasn't a canyon I would say it was 'gorge'ous here"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blackcoala
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What did one fish detective say to the other fish detective after interrogating someone?

They’re really sus-fish-ous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quinn_Likes_Tacos
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Low-key [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Echoknocks
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Why is a priests favourite number 3.14?

Because they are very pi-ous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/you_kiIled_my_father
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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Why are ancient history lecturers boring?

They tend to babylon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scotch_and_starwars
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Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?

Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally80s
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DC movies are not

Marvel-ous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kishenoy
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I love my job as a tree surgeon.

I think it's absolutely tree-mend-ous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sportingmagnus
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Dadjoked about my diet. Damn it.

Me: "Dad, I eat like 2 or 3 chicken breasts a day, basically a chicken dies for me everyday."

Dad: "Some could say you're committing...henocide"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MC_CoolBreeze
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Did you hear about hitler losing the russian winter offensive?

He was fΓΌhrer-ous

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/missile500
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How to pronounce Uranus

Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcmartin1609
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I read a news article about a man who beat people with deli meat...

He was charged with bologna-ous assault.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/woodybuzzes
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Diners, drive-ins, and dad jokes

My gf and I were watching the food network when Guy Fieri comes on for a commercial. I start to rant about my general annoyance with him.

Me: "... yada, yada, yada... his hair just makes me..."

GF: "Fieri-ous?"

I had to stop mid rant because that was pretty good! I think my girlfriend became a dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theKKrowd
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Hillary Clinton isn't funny.

She's HILLARY-OUS

credit to @dabbinondemfolk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flinnerjon
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This exchange elsewhere on reddit.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JPozz
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Mom getting a new iPhone.

I texted my dad to tell him that my mom was at the AT&T store. He responds with " Ok - I think she is getting Siri-ous about her I-phone=D"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filthydex
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Dad joked my students while I was student teaching

I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.

Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear

Student: Syria!

Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!

I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bad_Stever
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