[help] puns for a nutritionist
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👤︎ u/mandlr
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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A doctor for obese squirrels

is called a nutritionist

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👤︎ u/ferkeshu
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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A 600 pound man went to the doctor's office today

His nutritionist advised him to either start a new diet or exercise more but the man couldn't outweigh his options

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👤︎ u/McDiddy2
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Dad joked my pregnant wife

My wife is going to see a nutritionist to see how her diet can affect the fetus. As she was heading out the door, I said, "Hope your appointment is fruitful!"

She glared as she closed the door.

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📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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